Nimbus & Skye

Kitten Visit Application Form

So you want to meet Nimbus and Skye? How flattering. But before you can bask in their glorious presence, you must prove yourself worthy. The kittens are very particular about who they allow into their domain. This application is the first step.

Applicant Name

Section I

Background Investigation

Background Check: Have you ever been hissed at by a feline? Please provide details.Be honest. The kittens will know if you lie.Provide a professional reference from a cat you have previously petted. Do they vouch for your scratching skills?Letters of meow-mendation are accepted.

Section II

Cat Culture Quiz

What is your favorite cat breed? (Hint: There is only one right answer, and it starts with “Bali” and ends with “nese”.)

Section III

Declarations & Oaths

Confirmation: I confirm I am not allergic to cuteness or kittens.The Treat Pact: Do you solemnly swear to bring high-quality treats upon arrival?

Section IV

Culture & Playing

How many consecutive minutes are you physically prepared to wave the feather wand? (Be honest, Skye has infinite stamina.)

0 min

Complete all sections to unlock the submit button.